Prostate Jokes

Any of you who know me in person, know that I have an out of control sense of humor. I (occasionally) do stand-up comedy and I’m rarely at a loss for a quick and usually slightly off-color remark. So in an exchange with a reader after Monday’s blog she noted that in all the blogs I’ve posted since my diagnosis, “I mean, you hadn’t even made one prostate joke, come on.” Now, I was at a loss after that, I mean I had never considered the prostate particularly funny so I responded, “I don’t know any prostate jokes, but I’m open to suggestion.” And you, my loyal readers have come to my rescue. I have received a number of very funny submissions and links to tons of prostate and prostate cancer jokes. Over the next few days I’d like to share some.
BTW, I’m still open to suggestion, so keep the jokes coming.
These are from Curtis Palmer, originally posted in Curtis wrote:
Biopsies are no joke, but a physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his male patients while he was performing their biopsies. I must say I was excited to see this, because there is a lot of potential humor in biopsies.”
{1} “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!”
{2} “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
{3} “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
{4} “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.”
{6} “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
{7} “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”
{8} “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
{9} “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”
{10} “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
{11} “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”
And the best one of all..
{12} “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?
OK, one more. This one is from
The Number One Way to Prevent Prostate Cancer:
I keep getting advertisement emails from an alternative doctor, Dr. Blaylock, asking me if I know the number one way to prevent prostate cancer.
Umm….be a girl?
Have an intentionally great and funny day.

By | 2013-09-18T10:20:58-04:00 September 18th, 2013|Cancer|1 Comment

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  1. Mary M-S September 18, 2013 at 10:44 am

    Rich, I’ve always believed laughter is the best medicine. Glad to see you can find humor in the situation! (Funny jokes, too!!)

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